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Chuck Norris Jokes

Here at U.S. Veterans Magazine, Chuck Norris is not only a veteran but also the cover of our latest Magazine, U.S. Veterans Magazine Winter Edition.

However, you are here because you’re interest in Chuck Norris Jokes. Here is a list of websites where you can find them.

 
Here are our favorites:
 
#1 – Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest with Superman. I’m not going to say who won, but the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.

#2 – When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 

#3 – Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Join us in honoring Chuck Norris, a true American Hero!

 
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