Chuck Norris Jokes
Here at U.S. Veterans Magazine, Chuck Norris is not only a veteran but also the cover of one of our most popular issues U.S. Veterans Magazine Winter Edition.
However, you are here because you’re interested in Chuck Norris Jokes. Here is a list of websites where you can find them.
- https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a36878354/chuck-norris-jokes/
- https://www.liveabout.com/top-chuck-norris-jokes-2307758
And, here are our favorites:
#1 – Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest with Superman. I’m not going to say who won, but the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.
#2 – When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
#2 – When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
#3 – Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
#4 – The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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